“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair
why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif
oh that’s why ok
Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
ily kiki <3
Am I stuck with that nickname now? Gdi
Hey thanks random stranger I’ve never met before and who I’m definitely not in a Skype call with right now… arrrrgguuuhhh
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
the donkey fucked the dragon
did he give her 2 thumbs up?
"ill eat you out babe ;)"